songofages:

What do you mean I already have a file called dsajdsfsdfdjhffdfdfsfds.jpg?

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novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

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greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

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folie-a-deuxme:

*plays fall out boy while walking down the isle on wedding day*

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

make me choose → atalkingllama asked GTA let’s plays or Minecraft let’s plays? [ask here]
perfectic theme