Nerdfighter(s) decreasing suck I don't like drive-thrus, and i still cannot park.
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zeldathemes
Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.
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dukeofmegadeus:

myinnerfrankcastle:

Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

1MB was a dangerous thing

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wishful-thinkment:

justforthearticles:

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

"…what’s troubling you, kid?"

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warriorswolftale:

"How was that an accident!? You drew your bow and you fired me out the window!"

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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 32,254 notes
*When I first started watching Achievement Hunter*
Me: I'll never be able to tell these guys apart.
*Watching Achievement Hunter Now*
*Someone sneezes in the video*
Me: Bless you, Michael
1 day ago on July 29th | J | 3,724 notes

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 26,949 notes
andaou:

Four legs good, two legs bad.

andaou:

Four legs good, two legs bad.

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 275 notes

mugglebornheadcanon:

206. Muggle borns wear pink every wednesday and pure bloods are confused why they can’t sit with the muggle born during lunch that day…

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 668 notes

mychemical-fallout:

My Chemical Romance (2001-2013)

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acidgreenfilling:

the stuff i gave them

chyeah

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twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 110,634 notes

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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