Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?
1MB was a dangerous thing
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
Four legs good, two legs bad.
206. Muggle borns wear pink every wednesday and pure bloods are confused why they can’t sit with the muggle born during lunch that day…
My Chemical Romance (2001-2013)
the stuff i gave them
do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt